day one

first off, i dont do capital letters or much puntuation. anyone not happy with that, go read a book.

i dont do blogs as a rule. i dont really understand what they are, what theyre for or what they are supposed to achieve. anyone not happy with that, go read a book.

i dont mean to alienate anyone, humiliate anyone, upset anyone, berate anyone, although any references to places, events or people (alive or dead) is purely intentional. anyone not happy with that, go read a book.

so there we have it. lets try and get this toad on the road